My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Fucking someone because they own a lava lamp is like fucking someone because they have 20 dollars and no concern for their house burning down.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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