you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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