Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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