Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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