Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
see... this is why i put birth control in all my friends drinks
wait.... you do what?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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