That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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