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I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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