I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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