I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Xanax induced break ups are the best. Since I'm a professional fiancee, I'm going to break up with them on Xanax from now on. It didn't hurt one tiiiiiny bit.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
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