doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
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