my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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