"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
two words...techno handjob
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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