You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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