hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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