I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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