I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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