I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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