whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
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