He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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