I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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