Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i hope kanye doesn't show up to patrick swayze's funeral. " i'll let you get back to your funeral in a minute...but michael jackson had the best death of the year. just sayinnn ".
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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