i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
if i died would you start the facebook group?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
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