I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
She's still here. My penis can feel it.
Dude, I think she left with some dude like an hour ago
FOUND HER. I swear this thing is like a metal-detector
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