We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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