how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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