I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
tell me about the eggs
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
