We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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