Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Tornado booty call.. dedication
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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