where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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