...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
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