Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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