i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
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