Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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