found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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