why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
