And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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