I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
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