i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
honey bunches of taint.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
Randomize
