let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
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