At least make sure they are 18
Why
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
is there any particular reason you took a shit in a zip lock bag and left it in my refrigerator?
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
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