can we get nightvision for the apartment?
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
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