I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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