We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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