Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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