i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
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