just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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