so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
Randomize
