Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
He kept coming back from the bar with hotter girls and just left with two...I feel like I just witnessed something amaZing. Like meeting Jesus and finding out he has no morals either
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Randomize
