Are we in a gay sports bar?
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
We left an ass print on the piano.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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