I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
Randomize
