I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
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