I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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