it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
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